Greetings. I'm a 22-year-old professional writing major, and the only thing I like about my job is the paycheck. I spend most of my free time gaming and/or hanging out with my bestest buds. I love Star Wars, video games, my guitars, and rock music. Red is my favorite color. I like to think myself politically moderate, but to be honest, I tend to find more balance leaning towards my right. Most people find my humor awkward to experience. Dachshunds are the superior breed of dog, but they just don't know it yet. I'd rather head bang than whip my hair back and forth. Feel free to ask me a question in the "You Can't Handle the Truth" section. May the Force be with you.